"Denmark is charging a fat food tax on cheese, meat, and oil. Here, we call that the Denny's Grand Slam breakfast."

-- Jay Leno

#Oil Quotes #Meat Quotes #Breakfast Quotes

“I understand people have to go to work and earn money and bring up kids, but I always thought, "Why can't I just do what I want to do?"”

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“Going after 'the bad guy' has not been a real issue for me.”
“my poems covered the bare places in my childhood like the fine, new skin under a scab that hasn't yet fallen off completely.”
“There is the life of the plankton in almost endless variety; there are the many kinds of fish, both surface and bottom living; there are the hosts of different invertebrate creatures on the sea-floor; and there are those almost grotesque forms of pelagic life in the oceans depths. Then there are the squids and cuttlefish, and the porpoises, dolphins and great whales.”
“The human body is a machine that winds up its own springs: it is a living image of the perpetual motion.”
“There is an idea abroad among moral people that they should make their neighbors good. One person I have to make good: Myself. But my duty to my neighbor is much more nearly expressed by saying that I have to make him happy if I may.”
“I grew up on a farm and I always learned when you work you go forward, you don't stop and say, well, I'll take a break. You always go forward and get the job done.”
“I don't own everything, I do have a partner.”

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