"As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'"

-- Joan Rivers

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“I established strong connections between Rockwell and Israel Aircraft Industries.”
“When I was 21, I got into a motorcycle accident while traveling in Europe and I had to lie around a lot in the aftermath, which was really the first time in my life that I became really focused and inspired to write.”
“The easiest thing to do in the world is to neglect the important and give in to the urgent.”
“UNNATURAL CAUSES tears back the veil to show the socio-economic and racial inequities in health as well as the public policies that underpin them. Should be required viewing.”
“I think there's beauty in repetition. And that's part of my culture and African culture as well: repeated things, mantra. It's spiritual, it's meditation, it's Buddhism, it's praying, it's all these things.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“First, we must stop issuing drivers' licenses to people in our country illegally. Providing them with forms of government identification makes a mockery of our laws and undermines national security efforts.”
“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”
“Being a coach, I got to go home every day, [then] go out at night and have fun. I could pretty much live my normal life.”

Source : Source: www.askmen.com

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