"My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets."

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Source : "E=MO²". Comedy album, 1985.

Emo Philips

#Parent Quotes #Excited Quotes #Crosses Quotes

“My goal is that after I am dead and gone, I want people to remember me for the person I am.”
“It's better to be wise than to be smart.”
“I'm good with telling people what I think, too, but I don't know why people are so content to treat each other poorly.”

Source : Interview with Marah Eakin, music.avclub.com. August 9, 2011.
“Culture opens our hearts to one another. And the currency in culture is not money, but trust.”
“I'll try to be what Father loves to call me, a 'little woman,' and not be rough and wild but do my duty here instead of wanting to be somewhere else.”
“Never start a company with the goal of getting rich. Your goal should be making something you believe in and making a company that will last.”
“First and foremost, I consider myself a songwriter.”
“In design, Mother Nature is our best teacher.”

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