"John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech. Kerry was stunned about this. He said, 'What? People are listening to my speeches?'"

-- Jay Leno

#Iraq Quotes #People Quotes #Listening Quotes

“In order to run a great business, you must know that a bunch of really intrinsically unhappy people, that's not a recipe for success. Don't be anywhere you don't need to be; it's just like that.”
“Music is worth doing just because. It doesnâ€™t have to be justified by some political point of view, and itâ€™s kind of insulting to the music to make it a tool for something else.”
“Without being forgiven, released from the consequences of what we have done, our capacity to act would, as it were, be confined to one single deed from which we could never recover; we would remain the victims of its consequences forever.”
“I cease not to advocate peace; even though unjust it is better than the most just war.”
“Music gets recorded usually in one format, and when you have to take it out and perform it there are other applications and things like that that are better for the live performance.”
“I'm actually 100% independent. I'm not a Universal artist. I'm signed to myself.”
“The FÃ¼hrer confirms my impressions of yesterday. He would like an understanding with Great Britain. He knows that war with the British will be hard and bloody, and knows also that people everywhere today are averse to bloodshed.”
“Whenever I go out, so many people who respect me ask me what to do in a certain situation. A lot of times, I didn't know the answers because sometimes I was going through the same sort of thing. But then later on, I would think of things that people told me.”

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