"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."

-- W. C. Fields

#Beer Quotes #Water Quotes #Alcohol Quotes

“For me retiring wasn't hard once I knew that that was the decision I was going to make.”
“In the UK, tons of records are now sold in grocery stores, because there are no record stores - it's iTunes or the grocery store. And almost every band that had an impact on me was on a major label. There's value in people actually hearing things, as well.”
“If you are looking for happiness in this world (dunya), you're in the wrong place.”
“A world where everything was easy would be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men.”
“The greatest luck that I've had has been the ability to find men and women who came into my administration who worked with me and brought extraordinary talents that we were able to take full advantage of.”
“I made my first website when I was ten. I flirted using instant messages all throughout high school. I like the Internet. I like cuddling. I like my cell phone. I like awkward eye contact with strangers. I like hearing people's voices. I like parties. I like Craigslist. These things don't seem technologically exclusive to me.”

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“The tragedy is not that love doesn't last. The tragedy is the love that lasts.”
“You cannot limit yourself to one area of specialized craft. Instead, regardless of craft, you have to charge all forms of expression that lead to the community, to other people, with meaning.”

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