"There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out."

-- Johnny Vegas

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“It is a pleasant thing to reflect upon, and furnishes a complete answer to those who contend for the gradual degeneration of the human species, that every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.”
“Who you allow into the circle of your life will make the difference in the quality of your life.”

Source : Chris Prentiss (2007). “The Alcoholism and Addiction Cure: A Holistic Approach to Total Recovery”, p.210, BookBaby
“Divide and Conquer. As long as some people have commanded the work of others, this has been management's basic principle.”
“I hate to shop. I consider it one of life's necessary evils, like brussels sprouts and high-heeled shoes.”
“Life is beautiful, enjoy every moment of it.”
“Listen to your second thought, or the third might be too late.”
“Better do a good deed near at home than go far away to burn incense.”
“Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are.”

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