"If a man smiles all the time, heâ€™s probably selling something that doesnâ€™t work."

-- George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Smile Quotes

“Art is, after all, only a trace â€“ like a footprint which shows that one has walked bravely and in great happiness.”
“The way to secure peace is to be prepared for war. They that are on their guard, and appear ready to receive their adversaries, are in much less danger of being attacked, than the supine, secure, and negligent.”
“Get in, get it done, get it done right, and get out.”

Source : "Trump: The Art of the Deal". Book by by Donald J. Trump with Tony Schwartz, p. 65, 1987.
“Whenever I give a talk about my work I am invariably asked who my influences are.Â Not what my influences are, but who.. As if the gutter, misunderstandings, memories, sex, dreams, and books matter less than forebears do.Â After all, in terms of influences, it is as much the guy who mugged me on Tenth Street, or my beloved dog who passed away much too early, as it was Giotto or Diane Arbus.”

Source : Charles Ephraim Burchfield, Robert Gober, Cynthia Burlingham, Dave Hickey, Tullis Johnson (2009). “Heat waves in a swamp: the paintings of Charles Burchfield”, Prestel Pub
“Thousands of years ago only Christ could walk on the water. Today anybody can do it; you just step on the garbage.”

Source : Steve Allen (1994). “Reflections”
“Next, they'll say, "Do you want to go to heaven?" Have you ever had anybody say, "No, I'd rather go to hell." My friend, understand this, everyone wants to go to heaven. They just don't want God to be there when they get there.”
“Moreover, the abundance of chemical compounds and their importance in daily life hindered the chemist from investigating the question, in what does the individuality of the atoms of different elements consist.”
“The numbing lists of things you were supposed to have as an American to make you happy, which ultimately, of course, don't. Those aren't the things that make you happy.”

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