"It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny."

-- Brian Regan

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“Circumstances are the seeds of literature.”

Source : Salvador de Madariaga (1954). “Essays with a Purpose”
“Without the Blessed Sacrament a position like mine would be intolerable.”
“The first education should be the harmonious development of the child's physical, mental and spiritual powers. Providing warm and understanding responses to your children's 'hearts' accomplishes far more than pressuring book knowledge into their minds.”

Source : Raymond Moore, Dorothy Moore (1989). “Homestyle Teaching”, W Publishing Group
“We criticize mothers for closeness. We criticize fathers for distance. How many of us have expected less from our fathers and appreciated what they gave us more? How many of us always let them off the hook?”

Source : Ellen Goodman (1983). “At Large”, Fawcett Books
“Uneasily the leaves fall at this season, forgetting what to do or where to go; the red amnesiacs of autumn drifting thru the graveyard forest. What they have forgotten they have forgotten: what they meant to do instead of fall is not in earth or time recoverable the fossils of intention, the shapes of rot.”

Source : 1962 Poems forAll theAnnettes,'Pause' (revised1968).
“There's a fundamental difference between people who want to see the Internet and say - 'Let's lobotomize and censor parts of it because we need to control it' - Â and those like us who see the Internet as a method of growing the economy and innovating in front of the world. And we have to actually reconcile those two positions. And we believe that it is much better to protect this crown jewel of civilization, which is the ability for us to communicate and express our ideas freely, than to try to lobotomize it.”
“Language is the archives of history.”
“Create a minimal viable product or website, launch it, and get feedback.”

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