"I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them."

-- Johnny Vegas

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“As it has for America's other indigenous peoples, I believe the United States must fulfill its responsibility to Native Hawaiians.”
“To live sanely in Los Angeles ... you have to cultivate the art of staying awake. You must learn to resist (firmly but not tensely) the unceasing hypnotic suggestions of the radio, the billboards, the movies and the newspapers; those demon voices which are forever whispering in your ear what you should desire, what you should fear, what you should wear and eat and drink and enjoy, what you should think and do and be.”
“A mixture of admiration and pity is one of the surest recipes for affection.”
“Girls must be thwarted early in life.”
“I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful.”
“All people here have political rights, social rights, rights to employment, and no one should face discrimination, but our strategic choice is for traditional families, healthy families and a healthy nation. One does not exclude the other and does not hinder the other. I think this is a balanced approach and is entirely the right approach.”
“If a claim is worth making, make it in the most specific way”

Source : "Scientific Advertising".
“Parents and children were put on earth to give each other grief. You were my punishment for how I behaved to my own father. And I'll have my revenge when you have children of your own.”

Source : Mary Jo Putney, Michael F. Roizen (1999). “The Wild Child”, Wheeler Publishing, Incorporated

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