"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already."

-- Tommy Cooper

#Beer Quotes #Lost Quotes #Whisky Quotes

“My lack of access to the real world has been replaced completely by books, and it canâ€™t be healthy to live in a land of happily ever afters.”

Source : Colleen Hoover (2013). “Hopeless”, p.8, Simon and Schuster
“I'm always going to be looking for something artistically or whatever. I think that's part of being driven, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm unhappy.”

Source : Source: www.glamour.com
“The police are not entrusted with a mission which differentiates them from those they serve. Being unconcerned with ultimate purposes, they are inseparable from the persons and interests of their masters, and shine with their reflected glory.”
“Some to conceit alone their taste confine, And glittering thoughts struck out at ev'ry line; Pleas'd with a work where nothing's just or fit; One glaring chaos and wild heap of wit.”
“Devastation could arise insidiously, rather than suddenly, through unsustainable pressure on energy supplies, food, water and other natural resources. Indeed, these pressures are the prime 'threats without enemies' that confront us.”
“However desperate the situation and circumstances, don't despair. When there is everything to fear, be unafraid. When surrounded by dangers, fear none of them. When without resources, depend on resourcefulness. When surprised, take the enemy by surprise.”
“Gabrielle Union is my best friend.”
“A good deed here, a good deed there, a good thought here, a good comment there, all added up to my career in one way or another.”

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