"I chose to do comedy instead of going to college."

-- Bo Burnham

#College Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Going To College Quotes

“If I live to be old enough, I may sit down under some bush, the last left in the utilitarian world, and feel thankful that intellect in its march has spared one vestige of the ancient forest for me to die by.”
“The journey is essential to the dream.”
“We don't ask God for too much; in fact, we ask for too little. Turn to Him for everything. Give everything to God.”

Source : Marianne Williamson (2013). “Illuminata: Thoughts, Prayers, Rites of Passage”, p.64, Random House
“One even tries to figure out why Donald Trump is so admiring of a leader who has cracked down on journalists and is suspected of using even violence, cracked down on civil society, ruling with an iron fist within Russia. To look with admiration on that sort of domestic leadership, I think is just really inconsistent with American values.”
“Where the mind goes, everything follows.”
“The terrible thing about being blacklisted as an actress was that even though, intellectually, you knew what was happening, you still always wondered whether you weren't being hired because you weren't any good.”
“Skating is what got me into punk rock.”

Source : "Matt Skiba of Alkaline Trio and Blink-182 on staying young through BMX". Interview with David Anthony, music.avclub.com. May 27, 2015.
“I'm a big collector of vinyl - I have a record room in my house - and I've always had a huge soundtrack album collection. So what I do, as I'm writing a movie, is go through all those songs, trying to find good songs for fights, or good pieces of music to layer into the film.”

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