"An intruder broke into Mike Tyson's hotel room in Las Vegas while he was sleeping but got out before Tyson could get to him. I don't know what's scarier. Having someone breaking into your room while you're sleeping or breaking into someone else's room and finding out the guy is Mike Tyson."

-- Jay Leno

#Sleep Quotes #Vegas Quotes #Guy Quotes

“We must act, knowing that our work will be imperfect.”
“Managing the boundaries between work and the rest of our lives - family, community, and the private self - is now a much more daunting task. The good news is that there are ways to realize the promise of greater focus and presence on the moment for better performance and results, but it does take discipline and practice to get there.”
“The most significant conversations of our lives occur in silence.”

Source : Simon van Booy (2014). “The Secret Lives of People in Love”, p.44, Oneworld Publications
“To believe in'the greater good' isto operate, necessarily, in a certain ethical suspension.”
“Pornography warps the way a man sees all women and girls. [...] Young females learn they are useful for one thing only and try to get love the only way they know.”
“If Britain is to have a stable, affordable pension system, people need to work longer, but we will reward their hard work with a decent state pension that will enable them to enjoy quality of life in their retirement.”

Source : "Politics live blog" by Andrew Sparrow, www.theguardian.com. June 24, 2010.
“In an easy cause any man may be eloquent.”
“Making movies was more a reaction to not being chosen for sports. Other kids were out there playing at whatever; I was off making something blow up and filming it, or making a mould of my sister's head using alginating plaster.”

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