Quotes
Authors
Steven Wright
"I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night - and I'd dream about it being me." --
Steven Wright
#Dream Quotes
#Night Quotes
#Would Be Quotes
“Generous gestures yield the most when that isn't their purpose.”
“You hear entertainers all the time, saying, 'If I couldn't get paid for this, I'd do it for free.' When's the last time you ever heard a business person say, 'If I couldn't get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I'd do it for free'?”
“I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.”
“If we knew how to listen to God, we should hear him speaking to us, for God does speak. He speaks in his Gospel; he speaks also through life - that new Gospel to which we ourselves add a page each day.”
Source : "Prayers".
“Imagine your ideal future. Visualize yourself as if your life were perfect in every respect.”
“British girls are as temperamental as Americans.”
“It's always a live experience - anything that happens around you. It's so easy to just put it to a song.”
Source : "Who Is Wayne Wonder?". Interview with Laura Gardner, jahworks.org. September 5.
“Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.”
