"I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum."

-- Tim Vine

#Coffee Quotes #Writing Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“When mental sickness increases until it reaches the danger point, do not exhaust yourself by efforts to trace back to original causes. Better accept them as inevitable and save your strength to fight against the effects.”
“The Silurian Period-the grandest of all the Periods,-and, as yet, apparently the seed-time of all succeeding life.”

Source : John Jeremiah Bigsby (1868). “Thesauricus Siluricus: The flora and fauna of the Silurian period. With addenda (from recent acquisitions).”, p.1
“When you're an artist, all you're trying to do is self-express.”
“'Harry Potter' shouldn't be children's first experience with suspense and plot turns.”

Source : "The Interview: "Opus's" Berkeley Breathed". Interview with Michael Cavna, voices.washingtonpost.com. October 22, 2008.
“Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.”
“People want to know that they're going to get tax relief and Donald Trump has promised that.”
“Don't wait to buy real estate. Buy real estate and wait.”

Source : Robert G. Allen (2004). “Nothing Down for the 2000s: Dynamic New Wealth Strategies in Real Estate”, p.1, Simon and Schuster
“I love playing in the UK because there are some topics that you just can't talk about in the States without getting run out of town. So let me just say this: Louis C. K.'s new show sucks.”

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