"Branson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth."

-- Dennis Miller

#Vegas Quotes #People Quotes #Teeth Quotes

“I wrote my first story in second grade, and was trying novel-length by sixth.”
“Sometimes we complain without thinking much of it, but the frightening thing about complaining is that every time we do, a cloud descends over our heart, and our hope, appreciation and joy gradually wane.”
“A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.”
“A little bit of suspicion is a dangerous thing; a drop from a pipette of poison into a bucket of otherwise clean water.”

Source : Bella Pollen (2011). “Midnight Cactus”, p.218, Pan Macmillan
“Objects are better than text at conveying narrative”
“Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or even a human being.”
“Things don't happen because they're bad or good, else all eggs would be addled or none at all, and at the most it is but six to the dozen. There's good chances and bad chances, and nobody's luck is pulled only by one string.”
“Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn't good news if you've gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you're not supposed to drink tea either but I still do before gigs. It's not very rock and roll, but it's like a magic potion to me.”

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