"I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, "The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling.""

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Jim Gaffigan

#World Quotes #Bowling Quotes #Said Quotes

“I hope that many visual journalists will be hired or funded along the way as well - we urgently need their perspectives.”
“The love of God is not something vague or generic; the love of God has a name and a face: Jesus Christ.”
“Focus is more valuable than IQ.”
“In order for life to have appeared spontaneously on Earth, there first had to be hundreds of millions of protein molecules of the Ninth Configuration. But, given the size of the planet Earth, do you know how long it would take for just one of these protein molecules to appear by chance? Roughly 10 to the 243rd power, billions of years; and I find that far, far more fantastic than simply believing in a god.”

Source : "Fictional character: Col. Vincent Kane". The Ninth Configuration, www.imdb.com. 1980.
“The best way to reveal a character is to get them to open their mouths.”
“We need better architecture and planning: more imaginatively exciting, more involving, more our own.”
“Most people see what they want to, or at least what they expect to.”
“My mother just wanted me to forget it. So, of course, every word was immediately, irrevocably branded into my brain.”

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