"It's good they're holding the Olympics in the East End of London. Means the athletes will have to use extra skill to work out which gunshot is the starting pistol."

-- Frankie Boyle

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“When you own gold you're fighting every central bank in the world. That's because gold is a currency that competes with government currencies and has a powerful influence on interest rates and the price of government bonds. And that's why central banks long have tried to suppress the price of gold. Gold is the ticket out of the central banking system, the escape from coercive central bank and government power.”
“Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have.”
“You could think of extraordinary examples to the contrary: The Grapes of Wrath... and even into the 70s.”
“Reason is a poor hand at prophecies.”
“Stress is extremely harmful to the body. Even mainstream medicine is recognizing how many diseases stress causes.”
“So many people have listened to my song because of it - I'm beyond grateful. It's funny because when I met Spencer and Dustin, they were so excited to meet me, but I was like you're the celebrities to me - they're the ones with a video has over 10 million views.”

Source : Source: www.cosmopolitan.com
“The Wisdom of God Manifested in the Works of the Creation.”

Source : John Ray (1848). “The Correspondence of John Ray: Consisting of Selections from the Philosophical Letters Published by Dr. Derham, and Original Letters of John Ray, in the Collection of the British Museum”, p.486
“He [Ernest Hemingway] is gentle, as all real men are gentle; without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.”

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