"I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer"

-- Bo Burnham

#Deer Quotes #Saws Quotes #Necks Quotes

“If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends.”
“I believe that there is no prayer without fasting and there is no real fast without prayer.”
“You don't suppose that the photo ops and the military convoys arriving at the same time were a coincidence, do you, Wolf ... Situation Room.”
“Look for foods that create beauty from the inside out. Instead of coating yourself in chemical laden beauty products, why not try to get healthy skin from the foods you eat.”
“When the moon is ninety degrees away from the sun it sees but half the earth illuminated (the western half). For the other (the eastern half) is enveloped in night. Hence the moon itself is illuminated less brightly from the earth, and as a result its secondary light appears fainter to us.”
“The next time that boy pursues you, he better do it like a dying man looking for water in a desert. When it's the right guy, you'll know, because he'll cherish you.”

Source : FaceBook post by Karen Kingsbury from Jan 14, 2017
“An economy may be in equilibrium from a short-period point of view and yet contain within itself incompatibilities that are soon going to knock it out of equilibrium.”
“Sasha gets a raw deal from the press. She makes one mistake in her program and people rip her for not pulling it off when it counts. But she never falls apart. She never just completely folds and misses everything. Usually it's just one mistake.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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