“There needs to be an app that edits what I say versus what I want to say.”
Source : "Basic Blake". Interview with Lori Berger, www.redbookmag.com. January 17, 2012. 
“If you can't pronounce a word correctly, just don't use it.”
“Pompey bade Sylla recollect that more worshipped the rising than the setting sun.”
“Tis the defect of age to rail at the pleasures of youth.”
Source : Susanna Centlivre (1872). “The perjur'd husband. The beau's duel. The gamester. The basset-table. Love at a venture. The stolen heiress”, p.205
“Maybe I see myself with kids, given the right place and right moment, with the right person.”
“There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health.”
Bill Burr
Comedian
Bo Jackson
Football player
Demetri Martin
Comedian
Gabriel Iglesias
Comic
John Mulaney
Actor
Louis C. K.
Comedian
Pete Holmes
Comedian
Seth Rogen
Comedian
Tim Minchin
Comedian
