"I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome."

-- Milton Berle

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“I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you.”
“I use all of my bullets and my guns like I'm supposed to use them.”

Source : "Donnis Talks 'Fashionably Late,' Atlantic Debut & Texting With T.I". Interview with Jordan Martins, www.complex.com. June 24, 2010.
“If you are nice, nice things happen to you.”
“Great is truth, but still greater, from a practical point of view, is silence about truth.”
“You turn inward. There's nothing to distract you, so you begin to look at yourself.”
“Justice and equity are twin Guardians that watch over men. From them are revealed such blessed and perspicuous words as are the cause of the well-being of the world and the protection of the nations.”
“All people may not always know those who are not actually good, but they sooner or later get to know all those who are always relatively good.”
“Every time I read the paper those old feelings come on.We are waist deep in the Big Muddy and the big fool says to push on.”

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