"One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December."

-- Louis C. K.

#Funny Christmas Quotes #Drinking Quotes #People Quotes

“Clearly any film company that makes a film is always going to talk about sequels particularly if they see something as being successful, which Werewolf was.”
“Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.”
“If you have zest and enthusiasm you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind.”
“I really don't know what I am going to do in terms of what a book is going to be about until I actually start writing it!”
“I am essentially an amateur medecin, and this to me is almost a mania.”
“I think if you're half-hearted you shouldn't go into acting.”
“I want to make paintings full of colour, laughter, compassion and love. I want to make paintings that will make people happy, that will change the course of people's lives. If I can do that, I can paint for a hundred years.”
“But, you know, there's another group that really runs the show. It's very shadowy, just as you've described... Those of us in the Congress of the United States are window dressing.”

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