"I could go for a sandwich, but Iâ€™m not gonna open two jars."

-- Brian Regan

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“The most durable thing in writing is style, and style is the single most valuable investment a writer can make with his time.”
“If ever they remembered their life in this world it was as one remembers a dream.”
“Courage easily finds its own eloquence.”
“Sport has the power to change the world...to inspire...to unite people.”
“I would be a pastor. It is something I think about doing when my playing days are over.”
“I like the idea of readers feeling a familiarity, whether its with Africa or childhood.”
“At least being prosperous set one apart in England; here it guaranteed nothing, not even taste.”
“Almost any show that has reviewers behind it, Rotten Tomatoes behind it, will find a way to survive.”

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