"A German sense of humor is an oxymoron."

-- Joan Rivers

#Sense Of Humor Quotes #Oxymoron Quotes

“Turn the anger of the Almighty against the godless Turks and Barbarians who despise Christ the Lord.....In the royal city of the east, they have slain the successor of Constantine and his people, desecrated the temples of the Lord, defiled the noble church of Justinian with their Mohometan abominations. Each success, will only be a stepping stone until he has mastered all the Western Monarchs, overthrow the Christian Faith, and imposed the law of his false prophet on the whole world”
“The Forgotten Realms is arguable the most detailed, intricate fantasy setting ever created this side of Middle Earth. It's a setting for many D&D game products and lots of fiction. It is vast, historically and geographically and so contains just about anything you might imagine, at one place or time or another. Created by Ed Greenwood. And, for the record, Ed Greenwood is one of the smartest guys I've ever met.”
“Sometimes the most difficult decision is to not martyr yourself for someone, but instead to choose to live for them. Because of them.”
“I wanted to hear my own whispers in the next room and know that I was thinking of me.”
“Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together.”
“The Catholic Church... upheld feudalism, then monarchism, warning of growing evils and possible revolutions. In the same manner, and under the same reservations, she now upholds capitalism; but, above all things and forever, she upholds the Catholic Church.”

Source : Daniel De Leon (1928). “Ultramontanism: Roman Catholic Political Machine in Action”
“I don't need to be involved with a game watched by millions of people to be fulfilled.”
“Much of outcomes research is a systematic attempt to exploit what is known and make it better.”

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