"I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym."

-- Don Rickles

#Gym Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working 16 hours a day.”
“Invariably it turns out to be who you've been reading in the last couple of weeks, and two hours or two days [on favourite authors”
“The reason women don't vote for Republicans is not that they haven't had the impact of Republican policies spelled out in simple enough terms for them. It's because they understand Republican policies perfectly well. Women vote against Republicans because they know the impact Republican policies have on their lives.”
“I got my first lifetime achievement award years ago, and I was very excited, but then I got a sense of: Well, can one get a second lifetime award?”
“Governments are not always right.”
“Nothing is ever really lost. The memories of good friends and good times are always there, never more than a thought away. In a sense, they never really stopped happening. Every moment you ever treasured, every friend you ever valued is still there, separated from us only by time; the past is still happening and always will be. It's only we who have moved on.”

Source : Simon R. Green (1997). “Deathstalker War”, p.231, Penguin
“A failure becomes just one time at bat if you refuse to let it defeat you.”
“In the 'Garnethill' trilogy, people always forget that Maureen O'Donnell's dad was a journalist and she did art history at uni and her brother did law, but no-one ever thinks they're middle-class - they're just working class because they speak with accents.”

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