"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."

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Source : "E=MO²". Comedy Album, 1985.

Emo Philips

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes

“My anger rises up within faith and not outside it.”
“We know great Nature's pow'r, Mother of things, whose vast unbounded sway From the deep centre all around extends Wide to the flaming barriers of the world. We feel her power; we strive not to repress (Vainly repress'd, or to deformity) Her lawful growth: ours be the task alone To check her rude excrescencies, to prune Her wanton overgrowth, and where she strays In uncouth shapes, to lead her gently back, With prudent hand, to form and better use.”

Source : John Armstrong, “The Oeconomy Of Love”
“The question is -- Who will get to heaven first; the man who talks or the man who acts?”

Source : Melvin B. Tolson (1982). “Caviar and Cabbage”
“If I hadn't been a designer, I'd have been a painter. I began as a painter and learned the craft of pottery in order to support myself.”
“We, in our Province, are beginning to realize and appreciate that our slowness in keeping up with our North American neighbours may well have been a blessing in disguise.”
“I've often heard it said that there's a consensus of thousands of scientists on the global warming issue and that humans are causing a catastrophic change to the climate system. Well I am one scientist, and there are many that simply think that is not true.”
“This team just wasn't good enough today, but they had the unity I always wanted. To have an American team like this has always been a dream of mine.”
“The beautiful seems right by force of beauty and the feeble wrong because of weakness.”

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