"For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Batteries Quotes

“Film-making is a physically hard job.”

Source : "Alan Parker: 'I like the craziness of the film set'". Interview with Andrew Pulver, www.theguardian.com. January 24, 2013.
“Once something is memorable, it's living and you're using it. That to me is the foundation of a creative society.”
“He knows bad days. Bad days take him completely by surprise. They make him not trust the good days because it's likely something is lurking twenty-four hours away.”
“...Men fear what they themselves have imagined.”
“I'm not great with breathing, like holding notes. I usually don't. A lot of people wouldn't believe it, but I don't focus on technical stuff.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the lord in vain- then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?”
“The disaster ruins everything, all the while leaving everything intact.”

Source : Maurice Blanchot (2015). “The Writing of the Disaster”, p.11, U of Nebraska Press
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather.”

Source : "Sane Man". Documentary, Comedy, 1989.

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