"When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey."

-- Steven Wright

#Running Quotes #Brother Quotes #Kids Quotes

“I've loved movies since I could remember. They were literally the most significant thing in my life as a kid. I'm really lucky that I've felt so inspired by them; they're such a good format to tell a story.”
“One who is slow to anger is better than the mighty; one who rules his spirit, than he who takes a city.”
“You know frankly, going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless noisy baggage behind.”
“I have one share in corporate Earth, and I am nervous about the management.”
“My theory on Manchester and why it produces the bands it does is that because the world is willing to listen to them, it gives the kids a confidence and and a belief that ...what has happened before might happen again. It's something to aim for.”
“The Europeans must now honor their commitments. That is the position that France is defending.”
“The goal you set must be challenging. At the same time, it should be realistic and attainable, not impossible to reach. It should be challenging enough to make you stretch, but not so far that you break.”

Source : Rick Hansen, Joan Laub (1994). “Going the distance: 7 steps to personal change”
“There are a lot of people who have used the same samples I've used, but there's no way they flipped it the way I did. So, when I put my version out, people completely forgot that this [other] person did it. Everyone can have the same product, but it's more about the way you present it and put it together.”

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