"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."

-- George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Success Quotes #Witty Quotes

“God is not just saving individuals and preparing them for heaven; rather, He is creating a people among whom He can live and who in their life together will reproduce Godâ€™s life and character.”

Source : Gordon D. Fee (1994). “Paul, the Spirit, and the People of God”, p.58, Baker Academic
“Acting's more of a business for me now.”
“I will waste not even a precious second today in anger or hate or jealousy or selfishness. I know that the seeds I sow I will harvest, because every action, good or bad, is always followed by an equal reaction. I will plant only good seeds this day.”
“We referenced fictional characters as if they were people to learn from. As if real-life people were too nebulous, too private and unreal for us to understand.”

Source : Miguel Syjuco (2010). “Ilustrado: A Novel”, p.31, Macmillan
“One of the sophisms of Chrysippus was, "If you have not lost a thing, you have it.”
“The heavy spacesuits are spectacular to look at but very hot. Putting one on was like going from chilly London winter weather to the Bahamas in just minutes.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I'm happier than I've ever been in life. Happy with my life outside of racing. Really happy with my life inside the garage.”
“Compromise is the oil that makes governments go.”

Source : Remarks during hearings before the US House of Representatives Committee on the Judiciary, November 15, 1973.

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