"The other day I saw a guy with a sign that said, WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY? Which freaked me out because I was on my way to the Department of Motor Vehicles."

-- Arj Barker

#Guy Quotes #Way Quotes #Saws Quotes

“If you have come to help me, you are wasting your time. But if you have come because your liberation is tied up with mine, then let us work together.”
“There is no quiet place in the white man's cities. No place to hear the unfurling of leaves in spring, or the rustle of an insect's wings. But perhaps it is because I am a savage and do not understand. The clatter only seems to insult the ears.”

Source : Seattle (Chief) (1976). “Chief Seattle's Testimony”
“I would just listen to the complaints about what I do instead of celebrating what I do, and that I'm different and in my own lane. It took a while for me to just ignore the doubts.”

Source : "Ledisi: A Singer's Second Life". Interview with Guy Raz, www.npr.org. July 9, 2011.
“Sex is normal and natural, and we've made it abnormal and unnatural.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“Never have I had such assistants to disrobe me, and never have I put off my clothes before such a company”
“Your wealth is waiting for you in the invisible, and to bring it into the visible, think wealth!”
“Alan Moore does have a sheen of class. He's a smart guy, and I'm sure there was a metaphoric level, I'm not denying that, but let's face it. the main reason he was doing a super-hero comic was because he was working for a super-hero comic book company.”
“Nana...how come being happy and making your dreams come true are two different things? Even now, I still don't know why...”

Source : "Nana". Manga series by Ai Yazawa, July 2000 – June 2009.

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