"Kerry is saying that Bush never showed up for his national guard duty ... and now Bush is on the attack. He's accusing John Kerry of ducking time in the national guard by hiding out in the jungles of Vietnam."

-- Jay Leno

#Vietnam Quotes #Hiding Quotes #Accusing Quotes

“But actors should act. You should see them most often rather than just not.”
“I've always thought live albums were cop-outs.”
“Flattery is a lie covered in a bed of flowery words.”
“I feel I'd like to share my luck and my life. Being in love is the best thing in the world.”
“Color is, in brief terms, the type of love. Hence it is especially connected with the blossoming of the earth; and again, with its fruits; also, with the spring and fall of the leaf, and with the morning and evening of the day, in order to show the waiting of love about the birth and death of man.”
“Nobody looks stupid when they are having fun.”
“It may not always be easy, convenient, or politically correct to stand for truth and right, but it is the right thing to do. Always.”

Source : M. Russell Ballard (2001). “When Thou Art Converted: Continuing Our Search for Happiness”, Deseret Book Company
“If you donâ€™t learn how to cry, you cannot be a good Christian. When they posed this question to us â€“ why children suffer, why this or that tragedy occurs in life â€“ our response must be either silence or a word that is born of our tears. Be courageous, donâ€™t be afraid to cry.”

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