"The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves."

-- Rich Hall

#Humorous Quotes #Envelopes Quotes #Stamps Quotes

“The most difficult thing for me is to leave the New Jersey Devils, a great organization that I have a lot of respect for, and our fans that have been great to me.”
“Social situations, for me - it's very natural for me to be an observer. That's where I'm most comfortable. I observe things.”
“Whether you're a populist; whether you're a limited government conservative; whether you're libertarian; whether you're an economic nationalist - we have wide and sometimes divergent opinions. The center core of what we believe, that America is a nation with an economy, not an economy just in some global marketplace with open borders, but we are a nation with a culture and a reason for being.”
“Know thyself! This is the source of all wisdom, said the great thinkers of the past, and the sentence was written in golden letters on the temple of the gods. To know himself, LinnÃ¦us declared to be the essential indisputable distinction of man above all other creatures. I know, indeed, in study nothing more worthy of free and thoughtful man than the study of himself. For if we look for the purpose of our existence, we cannot possibly find it outside ourselves. We are here for our own sake.”
“I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.”
“When I worked with wildlife a lot in the Eighties and Nineties, I learnt the meaning of patience. And when I worked with trees, I learned the meaning of humility.”
“Hard work, courage and commitment - these are the key elements for success.”

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“Undoubtedly, there are numerous problems with the immigration system here in The United States.”

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