"I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers."

-- Jack Dee

#Clever Quotes #Hate Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“This is not a phone business. This is the smallest video camera, it's the smallest computer, smallest TV.”

Source : "'3' the magic number for Hutch Telecom", cnn.com. August 23, 2002.
“Aspire to be, and all that we are not God will give us credit for trying.”
“I see wonderful films by Bertolucci, Visconti, and Fellini.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“part of the problem with a war on poverty today is that many Americans have decided that being poor is a character defect, not an economic condition.”
“My imagination functions much better when I don't have to speak to people.”
“Talent counts for much, but effort counts for more.”

Source : Carter Ratcliff (1982). “John Singer Sargent”, Abbeville Pr
“Autumn that year painted the countryside in vivid shades of scarlet, saffron and russet, and the days were clear and crisp under harvest skies.”

Source : Sharon Kay Penman (2002). “Time and Chance”, p.291, Penguin
“I don't mind where I work, it's really nice to be able to travel around and taste the flavours of different countries.”

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