"In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to say it. It was almost like I had some brilliant novel in my head that I had to get down, and I would interrupt class all the time and get in trouble."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Class Quotes #Bored Quotes #Down And Quotes

“....Nature imposes nothing on you that Nature doesn't prepare you to bear.”

Source : Walter M. Miller Jr. (1959). “A CANTICLE FOR LEIBOWITZ”
“Since the national team doesn't have a stadium yet, they'll come to play here, at Sofia airport.”
“I say to people today, 'You must be prepared if you believe in something. If you believe in something, you have to go for it. As individuals, we may not live to see the end.”
“I've got Ph.D. just because I enjoyed reading and writing and didn't know what else to do. It was something fun to do. Like it seems self-evident that I'm a musician now, but it's a really hard path. It's almost impossible.”
“Advertising is the greatest art form of the 20th century.”
“Because the Illinois death penalty system is arbitrary and capricious - and therefore immoral - I no longer shall tinker with the machinery of death.”

Source : "Illinois Death Row Emptied". www.washingtonpost.com. January 12, 2003.
“Every act we perform today must reflect the kind of relationships we are fighting to establish tomorrow.”

Source : David Dellinger (2010). “From Yale to Jail: The Life Story of a Moral Dissenter”, p.142, Wipf and Stock Publishers
“The point they (Lissitzky, Rodchenko, Tatlin, Gabo , the neo-Plasticists, and so on) all had in common was to be inside and outside at the same time ... For me, to be inside and outside is to be in an unheated studio with broken windows in the winter, or taking a nap on somebody's porch in the summer.”

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