"Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!"

-- Milton Berle

#Lying Quotes #Home Quotes #White Quotes

“Admittedly, scientific authority is not distributed evenly throughout the body of scientists; some distinguished members of the profession predominate over others of a more junior standing.”
“The mark which has dominated all my work is this longing for life, this sense of exclusion, which doesn't lessen but augments this love of life.”
“It is very important to have a widespread curiosity about life.”
“Things happen to you out of luck, and if you get to stick around it's because you're talented.”
“When one misses an opportunity one is apt to fancy that another will never present itself.”

Source : Marie Bashkirtseff (1891). “Letters of Marie Bashkirtseff”, London : Cassell
“I always believe in going hard at everything, whether it is Latin or mathematics, boxing or football, but at the same time I want to keep the sense of proportion. It is never worth while to absolutely exhaust one's self or to take big chances unless for an adequate object. I want you to keep in training the faculties which would make you, if the need arose, able to put your last ounce of pluck and strength into a contest. But I do not want you to squander these qualities.”
“But little Mouse, you are not alone, In proving foresight may be vain: The best laid schemes of mice and men Go often askew, And leave us nothing but grief and pain, For promised joy! Still you are blest, compared with me!”
“To be truly happy you must recognize who you are with nothing.”

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