"I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!"

-- Eddie Izzard

#Internet Quotes

“There is no force like success, and that is why the individual makes all effort to surround himself throughout life with the evidence of it; as of the individual, so should it be of the nation.”
“If we ask of the saints how they achieved spiritual effectiveness, they are only able to reply that, insofar as they did it themselves, they did it by love and prayer.”
“Everybody needs history but the people who need it most are poor folks - people without resources or options.”
“I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president.”

Source : "Lewis Black talks about life, liberty and the pursuit of funny". Interview with Brian J. Karem, www.mocovox.com. December 08, 2012.
“My sole ambition is to rid Mexico of the class that has oppressed her and given the people a chance to know what real liberty means. And if I could bring that about today by giving up my life, I would do it gladly.”
“The twentieth century has exhibited a barbarism and lack of respect for human life on a massive scale just about unknown before”
“You canâ€™t make yourself closer to God by hating someone else, whether you believe itâ€™s righteous anger or not. The relationship between Soulâ€”which is youâ€”and God is one of love. And where thereâ€™s pure love, there is no room for anger of any kind.”
“FBI wants to know everything about you, and you're not supposed to know anything about them.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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