"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."

-- Steven Wright

#Life Quotes #Reading Quotes #Poetry Quotes

“I've got two places I like to be. Portugal is one.”
“We must have systems of checks and balances to make sure that those people who are making critical decisions for our country are held accountable, and nowhere is that more important than in the area of national security.”
“I have to get out once a week and speak with people or I start thinking I'm the emperor of Abyssinia.”

Source : "The magus of the Midlands", www.theguardian.com. October 20, 2000.
“To make an idea become a reality is a process that fascinates me; otherwise it stays just an idea.”

Source : Source: wwd.com
“A mirror does not develop because an historical pageant passes in front of it. It only develops when it gets a fresh coat of quicksilver in other words, when it acquires new sensitiveness; and the novel's success lies in its own sensitiveness, not in the success of its subject matter.”
“Certainly when I got to medical school, I had role models of the kind of physicians I wanted to be. I had an uncle who, looking back, was probably not the most-educated physician around, but he carried it off so well.”
“And then, what is grace? Grace is love. But grace is not love simply, and purely, and alone. Grace and love are, in their innermost essence, one and the same thing.”

Source : Alexander Whyte (1903). “The apostle Paul”
“Charity is the perfection and ornament of religion.”

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