"People say pot-smokers are lazy. I disagree; I'm a multitasking pot-smoker: just the other day I was walking down the street, I was putting eyedrops in my eyes, I was talking on my cell phone, and I was getting hit by a car."

-- Doug Benson

#Eye Quotes #Phones Quotes #Cells Quotes

“We'll try and be very aggressive, we'll try and speed up and change gears, and we'll see who's going to win.”
“I still got a few more dances with the devil.”

Source : "Song: Better Than I Used to Be (Emotional Traffic)". December 1, 2011.
“What do I think of the reverse sweep? It's like Manchester United getting a penalty and Bryan Robson taking it with his head”
“I must achieve internal consistency.”
“Really, each era has its own false nostalgia. We all put a picket fence up around something. For my generation it was the '50s, and for other generations it will be something else. Change is scary for everyone, as is complexity, contradiction, and an uncertain future.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“One of the areas I have a little less confidence in is giving any kind of a speech.”
“A woman cannot live in the light of intellect. Society forbids it. Those conventional frivolities, which are called her 'duties', forbid it. Her 'domestic duties', high-sounding words, which, for the most part, are but bad habits (which she has not the courage to enfranchise herself from, the strength to break through), forbid it.”
“I don't think I ever really decided I was an artist. I went to college to learn how to think and look at art. In the end, I developed a more sophisticated misunderstanding of art.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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