"Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell""

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George Carlin

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“Our greatest hope is for the experience of joy, and often we are not as smart as we think we are when it comes to predicting what would bring us that joy. . . Hope that is attached to a particular outcome is looking for pleasure but fishing for pain, because attachment itself is a source of pain. It is best to hope for an experience of life in all its fullness-a life that can embrace both joy and sorrow, and will still be at peace.”
“I'm a total Republican, but I've never claimed to be a Christian-right conservative. They're a large but dwindling part of the Party.”

Source : "The Dirty Trickster". Interview with Jeffrey Toobin, www.newyorker.com. June 2, 2008.
“Warner Bros. is really open-minded, as far as studios go, when it comes to the types of movies they'll entertain, even with animated movies. It's a great place to be.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Everything depends on upbringing.”
“I like visual layers, stylistically, that's something I enjoy and seek to do.”

Source : Source: www.indiewire.com
“Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.”
“The only thing that's difficult is reloading when things are happening. Can you get it done fast enough?”
“Any woman can face the world alone, but why should we have to?”

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