"My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age."

-- Robert Orben

#Lying Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Wife Quotes

“I remember queuing around the block in Sheffield when I was growing up. At that time, going to the cinema was really something special - there was something about the style of the real thing that is immeasurable nicer than multiplexes.”
“I'm a tough critic on myself.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“When we shoot 24, there are so many things I have to worry about, from the script to technical things to my performance, that I dont have a second to be bored or take anything for granted. We produce 24 hours of film a season, which is like making 12 movies.”
“Women are hard on themselves.”
“Most good writing is clear, vigorous, honest, alive, sensuous, appropriate, unsentimental, rhythmic, without pretension, fresh, metaphorical, evocative in sound, economical, authoritative, surprising, memorable, and light.”

Source : Ken Macrorie (1985). “Telling Writing”, Boynton/Cook
“I have a ridiculous amount of confidence of protecting myself, but along with that confidence comes the ability that you don't need to fight.”

Source : Interview with Chris Yandek, www.cyinterview.com. February 21, 2008.
“A circus is like a mother in whom one can confide and who rewards and punishes.”
“To become financially independent you must turn part of your income into capital; turn capital into enterprise; turn enterprise into profit; turn profit into investment; and turn investment into financial independence.”

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