"Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children."

-- Bill Hicks

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“Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll? I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger.”
“God often uses a man or several different men to impact your life with the anointing of the Holy Spirit.”
“I believe you have to live the songs.”
“A journey is a gesture inscribed in space, it vanishes even as it's made. You go from one place to another place, and on to somewhere else again, and already behind you there is no trace that you were ever there.”

Source : "In a Strange Room: Three Journeys". Book by Damon Galgut, April 2010.
“There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us all, or what I like to call making muffins of us, muffins all like every other muffin in the muffin tin. This is the limited universe, the drying dissipating universe that we can help our children to avoid by providing them with â€˜explosive material capable of stirring up fresh life endlessly'.”
“Lust is the craving for salt of a man who is dying of thirst.”
“The recollections of an older man are different from those of a younger man. What seemed vital at forty may lose its significance at seventy. We manufacture stories, after all, from the fleeting sensory material that bombards us at every instant, a fragmented series of pictures, conversations, odors, and the touch of things and people. We delete most of it to live with some semblance of order, and the reshuffling of memory goes on until we die.”
“Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots; they walk off proud; they can't hear you calling. Look out how you use proud words.”

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