"My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma."

-- Jo Brand

#Ex Boyfriend Quotes #Funny Relationship Quotes #Night Quotes

“Family... a group experience of love and support.”
“Entire generations of Americans have come of age since the ancient time when the president's power was constrained by a duty of candor to the American people.”
“To talk about the need for perfection in man is to talk about the need for another species. The essence of man is imperfection. Imperfection and blazing contradictions-between mixed good and evil, altruism and selfishness, cooperativeness and combativeness, optimism and fatalism, affirmation and negation.”
“When you get knocked down, don't stay down; get back up again. Nothing good is going to happen as long as you're down on yourself.”
“The only thing infinite is our capacity for self-deception”
“Being faster would probably make me better at football.”
“I want a guy who can clean my gutters and kill my spiders - who's simple yet layered.”
“Joe Louis is the hardest puncher that I've ever seen... He's a good man. Anyone who plans on beating him had better know what they're doing.”

Source : Max Schmeling (1998). “Max Schmeling: An Autobiography”, Taylor Trade Publishing

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