"I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked"

-- Joan Rivers

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“And so I began to read,' Sorkar said. 'And at first the complete works were like a jungle, the language was quicksand. Metaphors turned beneath my feet and became biting snakes, similes fled from my grasp like frightened deer, taking all meaning with them. All was alien, and amidst the hanging, entangling creepers of this foreign grammar, all sound became a cacophany. I feared for myself, for my health and sanity, but then I thought of my purpose, of where I was and who I was, of pain and I pressed on.”

Source : Vikram Chandra (2011). “Red Earth and Pouring Rain”, p.277, Faber & Faber
“The best advice my mom ever gave me was that you have to talk about your emotions. If something upsets me, she'd say, 'Get mad about it; it's healthy for you,' and I could feel like: Good; now it's over...next!”
“We knew that Cecilia had killed herself because she was a misfit, because the beyond called to her, and we knew that her sisters, once abandoned, felt her calling from that place, too.”
“I think a lot of the time these days people are so concerned about having the right camera and the right film and the right lenses and all the special effects that go along with it, even the computer, that they're missing the key element.”
“I am going to make sure that transformation happens, and I will do it in ways you cannot even imagine.”
“Being quiet and meditating on sound is something completely different and will be discovered very soon by a lot of people who feel that the visual world doesn't reach their soul anymore.”
“Saying â€œI'll tryâ€ means our soul isn't really in it. We tell ourselves â€œI'll tryâ€ when our inflated egos won't come clean and admit that we're actually not all that determined. We can't overcome obstacles with the words â€œI'll try.â€ As Yoda, the philosopher in the Star Wars movies, says, â€œDo, or do not. There is no 'try.”
“By stretching yourself beyond your perceived level of confidence you accelerate your development of competence.”

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