"If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?"

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Source : Song: #Deep, 2013

Bo Burnham

#Jesus Quotes #Land Quotes #Water Quotes

“I have an affinity for Disney and the Princess.”
“The Christian church is a society of sinners. It is the only society in the world membership in which is based upon the single qualification that the candidate shall be unworthy of membership.”
“It's hard to watch people change, but it's even harder to remember who they used to be.”
“We don't know something called elections in Libya. We are a muslim country. We don't know something called colonialism and political parties.”

Source : Source: libyadiary.wordpress.com
“If I could only give three words of advice, they would be, 'Tell the truth.' If I got three more words, I'd add: 'All the time.'”

Source : Randy Pausch, Jeffrey Zaslow (2008). “The last lecture”, Hyperion Books
“If there are dominant teams, people enjoy discussing whether that's good or bad for the game, and if there aren't any dominant teams, then people enjoy discussing that.”
“I think they are paying a lot more attention to news now, by the way, in part because of national-security issues. A lot of young people have friends or family in the military today.”
“Giving credit where credit is due is a very rewarding habit to form. Its rewards are inestimable.”

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