"The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere."

-- Jimmy Fallon

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“By the 2030s, the nonbiological portion of our intelligence will predominate.”
“Younes Kaboul is a vital clog in the Portsmouth engine”
“The bodily resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead is the crowning proof of Christianity. If the resurrection did not take place, then Christianity is a false religion. If it did take place, then Christ is God and the Christian faith is absolute truth.”

Source : Henry M. Morris, Henry M. Morris III (1974). “Many Infallible Proofs: Evidences for the Christian Faith”, p.97, New Leaf Publishing Group
“I don't have to listen to anything you have to say.”
“You learn your limitations and then you try to work within them.”
“Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas - only I don't exactly know what they are!”
“Much of the present difficulty in industrial relations arises from the fact that too many employers as well as too many legislators take the Labor Leader more seriously than he deserves to be taken, while taking the ordinary, everyday, middle-of-the-road wage-earner less seriously than he deserves to be taken.”
“As [Gershom] Scholem explains, this [Shabbetaian] doctrine is connected to the idea that 'the elect are fundamentally different from the crowd and not to be judged by its standards. Standing under a new spiritual law and representing as it were a new kind of reality, they are beyond good and evil'. Strauss's philosopher-prophet is a secularized version of the same conceit.”

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