"When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!""

-- Milton Berle

#Education Quotes #Teacher Quotes #Crazy Quotes

“When we won the league at Tottenham, they came back 2-2 in the last-minute of the game, and they're celebrating - because they're happy to draw against us, obviously. And I remember saying to Mauricio Tarricco, do you realise we only need a point to be Champions? And they all [were really shocked]. So I said 'Yes. Now we're going to celebrate on your pitch. Bye bye!'”
“The birth of Christ our Lord was more than an incident, it was an epoch in the history of the world... He came to teach us the character of God, and by example and precept pointed out the path which, if we walk in it, will lead us back into his presence. He came to break the bands of death with which man was bound, and made possible the resurrection by which the grave is robbed of its victory and death of its sting.”
“I have to satisfy my audience.”
“In Cuba there are no drugs nor will there be.”
“Mrs. [Indira] Gandhi can rightly boast of having won a war, but if she won it, she should first of all thank Yahya Khan and his gang of illiterate psychopaths.”

Source : Source: dhakadigest.net
“I probably went to musique concrete concerts - though not the very first ones - at the beginning of the 50s.”
“There was a piano in my house, and my brother had taken lessons when I was a kid. I don't remember this, but my mom told me she came home one day and I had learned everything he had studied for a year, and I was playing it on the piano.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“My flow follows sometimes what's going on in the hip-hop industry even though I'm speaking Jamaican patois.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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