"Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles."

-- Colin Quinn

#Style Quotes #Different Quotes #Sense Of Humor Quotes

“I do not yet know if I will find a Romney presidency more acceptable on foreign policy. But I do know that I must oppose the most recent statements made by Mitt Romney in which he says he, as president, could take us to war unilaterally with Iran, without any approval from Congress.”
“Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!”
“The insane pursuit of the holy grail of a balanced budget in the end is going to drive the economy into a depression.”
“The bigger the population gets, the more serious the problems become... We have to address the population issue. The United Nations, with the U.S. supporting it, took the position in Cairo in 1994 that every country was responsible for stabilizing its own population. It can be done. But in this country, it's phony to say 'I'm for the environment but not for limiting immigration.'”
“Why ... did so many people spend their lives not trying to find answers to questions -- not even thinking of questions to begin with? Was there anything more exciting in life than seeking answers?”
“People who don't know me have opinions about me. That's the part that's very hurtful. Because how do you form an opinion about somebody if you've never met them or spent any time with them? So it's all based upon hearsay or things that they've read.”
“I have to thank the guy who fired me because he was also the guy who hired me.”
“Individuals carry their success or failure with them. It does not depend on outside conditions.”

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