"Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with his chief of staff, had two kids with her while still married to his second wife. This is the first time in history that a Clinton is the 'family values' candidate."

-- Jay Leno

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“I am fascinated by the indecisive moment and the peripheral view.”
“Reading is very creative - it's not just a passive thing. I write a story; it goes out into the world; somebody reads it and, by reading it, completes it.”

Source : Interview with Elissa Gershowitz, www.hbook.com. November 1, 2009.
“It is difficult to get played at my age on the radio.”
“Toward the later days of Sabbath, instead of going in and knocking out what songs we did in rehearsal, we would polish them to death.”
“Yesterday the twig was brown and bare; To-day the glint of green is there; Tomorrow will be leaflets spare; I know no thing so wondrous fair, No miracle so strangely rare. I wonder what will next be there!”
“There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.”
“People don't show up here (at the courtroom) because they believe evolution is bad science. They show up because they believe that if they accept evolution, then they are abandoning their religious beliefs. They see it as an either/or proposition: Either evolution happened, or God loves you.”
“I now understand what Christ suffered in Gethsemane as well as any man living.”

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