"As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it - it was written by very smart people, it's served us well for over two hundred years, and besides, we're not using it anymore."

-- Jay Leno

#Smart Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Years Quotes

“Above all, train hard, eat light, and avoid TV and people with negative attitudes.”
“Give your friend cause to blush, and you will be likely to lose him.”
“What really has helped me through my own breakups has been learning tools to self-soothe, reframe, and forgive, and how to channel negative energy into positive. Resilience is a muscle. Learning how to cope and process painful emotions is a muscle. And I've been through enough ups and downs to know that you have a choice. You can use breakups, which are pivotal points in life, as a catalyst for growth, or you can choose to have it make you jaded and more fear-based.”

Source : Source: www.glamour.com
“I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.”
“The illogical man is what advertising is after. This is why advertising is so anti-rational; this is why it aims at uprooting not only the rationality of man but his common sense.”
“But when the fairy sang the whole world listened to him. Stephen felt clouds pause in their passing; he felt sleeping hills shift and murmur; he felt cold mists dance. He understood for the first time that the world is not dumb at all, but merely waiting for someone to speak to it in a language it understands. In the fairyâ€™s song the earth recognized the names by which it called itself.”

Source : Susanna Clarke, Portia Rosenberg (2005). “Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell”, p.604, A&C Black
“There shall be an eternal summer in the grateful heart.”

Source : Celia Thaxter (1872). “Poems”, p.40
“To understand the immeasurable, the mind must be extraordinarily quiet, still.”

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