"I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off."

-- Jenny Eclair

#Glasses Quotes #Situation Quotes

“Heaven's Virginia when the year's at its Spring.”
“God sent Jesus as an example to see if we could retain and maintain the Holy Spirit in human flesh.”
“The Holy Ghost serves . . . as a revelator, revealing great, new, and important truths. God, with his infinite knowledge and power has developed a system of communication far superior to anything mortals have yet developed or even conceived. Through the Holy Spirit, he is able to communicate with his children instantly, individually, and personally.”
“Clothing left on the bed unfolded. Books stained with coffee spots. Tabs not paid until the last possible second. Boys kissed and then forgotten in a weekâ€™s time.”
“Carve not upon a stone when I am dead, The praises which remorseful mourners give; To women's graves - a tardy recompense, But speak them while I live.”

Source : Elizabeth Akers Allen, “Until Death”
“I think expression is at it's best when it comes from an honest place, so I always try to use my own life experiences, feelings, struggles, frustrations etc. as the catalyst for my song writing.”

Source : Source: www.nerdprobs.com
“I hate being immobile.”

Source : "Q&A – RJ Mitte (Walter Jr.)". AMCtv.com Interview, www.amc.com.
“I'm ready for the 'gotcha' questions and they're already starting to come...”

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