"The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long."

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“Supposing Catherine Lim was writing about me and not the prime minister...She would not dare, right? Because my posture, my response has been such that nobody doubts that if you take me on, I will put on knuckle-dusters and catch you in a cul de sac...Anybody who decides to take me on needs to put on knuckle dusters. If you think you can hurt me more than I can hurt you, try. There is no other way you can govern a Chinese society.”
“Iâ€™ve carved the puppet, and I manipulate the strings, but while itâ€™s on stage, the show belongs to the puppet.”
“Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.”
“As President, I will end once and for all the use of taxpayer funds to promote the National Endowment for the Arts and other programs that subsidize amoral and degrading activities.”
“It was very unusual for a boy to play tennis in my country.”
“Talent will only take you so far, and it is your ability to feel the music and explore a movement that will bring you the greatest pleasure in dance.”
“The youngest metal kids are less impressed by tradition, so you get metal that encompasses everything. It's not a defining kind of lifestyle and look.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“Music expresses longing and love and joy better than any piece of dialogue you can ever write.”

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